My MIL, Charlene, has never been my biggest fan. In fact, she’s been borderline obsessed with tearing me down since the moment Holden, her precious son, slipped that ring on my finger. It’s been subtle — well, most of the time.

Snide comments about how Holden used to be so much happier when he dated his high school girlfriend. It became a story I heard almost every time we sat down for a family meal.

“Oh, Holden and Sarah were just perfect together. Do you remember how she used to make those adorable pies for him?”

Uh, no, Charlene. I wasn’t there because Holden and I are married now.

But I’ve always played nice. “Oh, I’m sure Sarah was wonderful,” I’d say with a smile so tight it hurt. And when she’d “accidentally” call me Sarah? I’d laugh it off. Totally fine, right?

Now, fast forward to about a month ago. It was a lazy Saturday morning, and I was flipping through channels, coffee in hand, just trying to enjoy some peace.

I land on one of those overly dramatic daytime talk shows, you know the kind — people air their dirty laundry for a chance at fifteen minutes of fame. I wasn’t paying much attention until I caught a familiar face on the screen.

Charlene. I froze.

“Is that—no way,” I muttered, leaning closer.

Yep. There she was, my beloved MIL, sitting on the stage, looking like she was about to spill some kind of scandal. I blinked and rubbed my eyes, thinking maybe I was still half-asleep.

But nope. It was Charlene in all her glory. All dolled up like she was going to the Oscars, chatting away with the host like they were best friends. My curiosity piqued, I turned up the volume, and the words that came out of her mouth nearly made me choke on my coffee.

“I just want a true wife for my son. Someone who can give him the life he deserves,” she said.

I couldn’t believe what I was seeing.

At first, I thought, “There’s no way this is about Holden.” Maybe she’s talking about some other poor son of hers. But then, what she said next was beyond my wildest imagination.

“My son is a widower,” Charlene announced dramatically, pausing for effect.

I nearly choked. Widower? What the hell was she talking about? Last I checked, I was very much alive, breathing, and oh yeah — still MARRIED to her son!

I sat up on the couch, my heart pounding.

“Holden’s late wife,” she said with this fake sad smile, “was sweet, but honestly? She wasn’t a good match. She didn’t know how to take care of him the way a real wife should. I’ve been waiting for him to find someone… worthy of our family.”

I blinked. Not a good match? LATE WIFE?!

I stared at the TV in total disbelief. This woman was on national television announcing my fake death and dragging my name through the mud. And for what? To find her son a replacement? Like I was some expired milk carton she could just toss out?

Charlene kept going, her voice getting more dramatic with every word. “He deserves someone who can give him the life he truly wants. A family. Children. I’m just trying to help him move on from his loss and find the perfect woman to replace the one he lost.”

I was shaking. THE ONE HE LOST?

I didn’t know whether to scream, cry, or throw something. Instead, I grabbed my phone and hit record. This was too insane to not have proof. I needed Holden to see this. When the segment ended, I sat there for a minute, staring at the screen, just letting it sink in. Charlene had gone full delusional.

That night, when Holden came home, I didn’t even say hello. I just shoved my phone in his face, hit play, and watched his expression turn from confusion to absolute fury.

“What the hell is this?!” he snapped, his eyes practically bulging out of his head.

“Oh, just your mother going on TV to declare me dead and find you a new wife. No big deal.”

“She did what?” he asked, stunned.

“We’re going to teach her a lesson she’ll never forget.” I said, smiling as the wheels of revenge started turning in my mind.

And that’s when the plan was born.

The next morning, the stage was set.

Holden grabbed his phone and put on his best “devastated son” voice. He took a deep breath, then dialed Charlene.

“Mom,” he started, his voice breaking. “I’ve got… I’ve got terrible news.”

There was silence on the other end for a moment before Charlene asked, “Holden? What’s wrong? What happened?”

Holden sniffed, making it sound like he was barely holding it together. “You were right, Mom. Something awful happened to my wife. She… she’s gone. She died.”

I could hear Charlene’s sharp intake of breath from where I sat, lounging on the couch. Holden had her hooked.

“What?! No! Holden, no!” she cried, her voice immediately rising in panic. “What do you mean? How could this happen?!”

Holden cleared his throat, trying to sound as mournful as possible. “It just… it happened so suddenly. You said it yourself, she wasn’t the right match, and now… now she’s gone.”

Charlene wailed on the other end, her voice cracking. “Oh, God! This is all my fault! I never meant for any of this! I—”

“Mom,” Holden interrupted, “I need you to come over. Right now. Please.”

“I’m coming! I’m coming right now!” Charlene screamed. Then the line went dead.

I looked over at Holden, who was trying his best to stifle a laugh. “She bought it,” he said, shaking his head in disbelief.

I raised an eyebrow at Holden as he tossed his phone onto the table. “You’re a natural,” I said, barely holding back my grin.

I kicked my feet up on the coffee table, perfectly calm and alive, waiting for the show to begin. “Of course she did. Let’s see how she handles this little plot twist.”

An hour later, we heard the front door slam open. Charlene burst into the living room like a whirlwind, mascara streaking down her cheeks, eyes wild with panic.

“Where is she?! What happened to her?!” she shrieked, looking around frantically like she expected to find me laid out in a coffin, draped in black.

But instead, there I was, sitting on the couch, sipping tea, and scrolling through my phone like it was just another casual Saturday morning.

Her eyes locked on me, and the color drained from her face. She froze, her mouth hanging open as her brain tried to process what she was seeing. At first, she looked confused, like she couldn’t believe her eyes. And then it clicked.

She’d been played.

I raised my teacup, giving her a little smirk. “Morning, Charlene. You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

Charlene’s hands flew to her mouth. “But… but… you—” she stammered.

Holden stood up and faced her, his expression cold and unyielding. “You should think before you open your mouth, Mom. “You thought that your little ‘widow’ stunt would magically make her disappear?”

Charlene blinked, her brain trying to catch up. “I-I didn’t mean for it to—” She stopped herself, choking on her words.

“Didn’t mean for what?” Holden snapped, stepping forward. “For me to think my wife was dead? For you to go on national TV and say she was gone, just so you could start shopping for a replacement?”

“I was just trying to help you, Holden!” Charlene cried, her hands trembling. “You deserve better! You deserve someone who can give you—”

“No.” Holden’s voice was cold, his eyes hard as steel. “You crossed a line, Mom. A big one.”

Charlene’s lips quivered. “I just wanted what’s best for you! She’s—”

“She’s my wife,” Holden said, cutting her off. “And if you can’t respect that, if you can’t respect me, then you and I are done.”

Charlene’s eyes widened, her whole body trembling. “I-I didn’t mean for any of this! You don’t understand—”

“Oh, I understand perfectly,” Holden said, his voice sharp as a knife. “You wanted to control me. Control us. But here’s the thing — you don’t get to decide my life. I do.”

Charlene started to speak again, but Holden silenced her with a cold glare. “And if you ever pull a stunt like this again, I’ll be the one going on TV… looking for a new mother. One who actually respects me.”

The room fell silent.

Charlene’s face crumpled as she realized just how badly she’d messed up. She looked at me, then back at Holden, her lips trembling like she wanted to say something — anything — that could fix this.

But it was too late.

Without another word, Charlene turned on her heel and stumbled out the door, her sobs echoing down the hall.

I let out a low whistle, shaking my head. “Well, that was… something.”

Holden sat down next to me, rubbing his temples. “I can’t believe she did that.”

I chuckled, handing him my cup of tea. “Well, at least she knows now. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”

He took the tea, staring out the window. Then, with a half-smile, he turned to me and said, “Maybe next time, we’ll throw a real funeral. For her delusions.”

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